Overheard in Borders by Girl: (picking up copy of 1984 and waving it around emphatically) Oh my God, this is, like, one of my favorite books ever! EVER!

Girl: (picking up copy of 1984 and waving it around emphatically) Oh my God, this is, like, one of my favorite books ever! EVER!

Guy: (frowning at cover quizzically) Oh yeah? What’s that about then?

Girl: Well, you know the program ‘Big Brother’, right? This is, like, how it all started…