Overheard on the way to the beach today:

Mother to child: “What do you want to eat: sausage, chips or pizza?”

Nice to know kids are getting well-rounded meal options these days.

Also overheard on the way to the beach:

Woman on cell phone: “It’s not really funny, I know, but it’s like, yeah, I’m getting divorced and my husband doesn’t know about it yet.”

I can only imagine what was going on there.

Further reading…